02 July 2007

Another day, another moral panic in America...

They roam the streets with pink pistols, they are from lower socio-economic groups, they go about beating up men and forcing girls to join the "lesbian lifestyle" and perform unnatural acts on each other. Yes, lesbian girl gangs are coming to a neighbourhood near you. So says, er, Fox News.

3 comments:

woodscolt said...

That is hilarious.

sphamilton said...

I particularly liked the bit that went I'd never thought about it before but now you're saying it, it makes sense. I'd always thought of gay people as, like a social movement, but what you're saying is that they're a CRIMINAL movement.

woodscolt said...

Every time I see this post I start getting Pistol Packing Mamas as an earworm.

Lay that pistol down, babe, lay that pistol down. Pistol packin' mama, lay that pistol down!